Currently, I am formulating an emergency excuse to get out of jury duty. Here are my top three choices, in no particular order...though I do wonder that 3 shouldn't come before 1:
1) My grandma died. I'm feeling sad about it?
2) A troll is eating my leg. This is not good. I may be dead by next week.
3) My grandma died again. Am I losing my mind, thereby making me an unsuitable juror? What's next, lightning striking one time in one place, and then striking again at a different time in the same place?
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