How great is the word "fucksgiving". As in I don't give a fuck about Thanksgiving. Or I want to have sex (f#$%) on Thanksgiving.
No, no, in all seriousness, I LOVE Thanksgiving. Women are expected to slave away in the kitchen while men sit around watching football and farting. It's like a parallel universe. I'm actually very excited about it this year. I am going to wine country with a best friend to explore the nature of our failures and question our relationships. Noooo wait that's Sideways. But I am going to wine country with some friends which should be amazing, because one, I can get drunkety drunk, and two, it allows me to avoid Thanksgiving with my grandmother. Who is fucking bananas, and also has no natural limbs left. Seriously, she is a bionic woman. Even her teeth are wooden.
In other news... treeman.
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